And I love alliteration.
When did the Royal Cuckoo pop into existence? Unless I’ve been downing my grog elsewhere, it looks like a new watering hole has emerged in the local viscinity that might be µHood worthy. I emphasize the “might” with purpose since to the best of my knowledge the bar has not yet been properly µHood tested.
So when shall we get our swerve on and head over there for a few gulps of the story juice?
Microhood SF 
I'll go! But I'll feel like I'm cheating on the Attic…
I don’t think the Attic will mind. She’s a cheap yet accommodating lady of the night.
I did some research – it looks hipster yet promising:http://missionlocal.org/2010/12/the-royal-cuckoo-opens-in-the-mission/Old timey!
Checked it out last night! Looks like a dive from the outside but it actually has some rather classy aspects inside, like specialty cocktails. And on a Saturday night it was pleasantly crowded but not annoying. I’d go again.
They have tasty drinks and an organ – with player! I am in love.